My Cris' and Mo' bitches, that ride it well/ My strip show bitches, hope you ride it well/ We can fuck in the house or in the car/ But tell me can you ride dick like a porno star...You need stronger dick, fuck seven inches/ Get a longer dick, put it on the dick/ A champion dick, a heavyweight dick/ Have you 2-way a nigga every day dick-[PORNO STAR]
Last year one of my favorite rappers Joe Budden (I'm a Jersey native, so I have to show support) had an alleged nude photo of himself leak right before the premiere of VH1's Love & Hip-Hop: New York, for which he denied was authentic.
"#1. That picture is altered. #2. I have no issue leaking my own dick, lol #3. 2 the men commenting, who raised you niggas?" He continued, "...the day my dick is released to the public...it certainly wouldn't be SOFT dick...Lets use our brains here, lol."He concluded with, "I've beat off in front of enough women to take this 2 trial. Lol," which may be true since the 32 year-old controversial artist is more well known for his numerous relationships than his musical talents.
Recently something sparked Budden to discuss a very interesting topic, something I've touched on before in the SchoneSeelen post The Art of Analingus, Rimming, Salad Tossing. The Slaughterhouse group member wears a lot of hats on his reality show. One minute he's calm, charming, and insightful. The next he's loud, belligerent and unpredictable, but I never viewed him as a freak until now.
Then again he is the man behind one of my favorite rap songs "Porno Star."Here's how it all started:
"Spanish chicks love a good finger in their ass...When you get good at it ti's just like gripping a bowling [ball}]. Hey, I;m just schooling the youth. Everybody DON'T know this shit ya know, lol.
Ya''ll fucking prudes!!! So ya'll don't hit it from the back and put your thumb...mannnn nvm. Ya'll don't eat ass either huh?"Continue reading for more of Budden's thoughts on tossing salad...
"Oh ok, ya'll gotta be trying to save face for Twitter, that's GOTTA be it. If ya'll ain't eating ass ya'll ain't eating pussy right. What's wrong with you niggas?!
Wait, so what are ya'll doing during sex outside of penetrating? I'm lost right now. No wonder ya'll girls be so down to fuck a nigga like me, lol. Ya'll never heard of "from the rooter to the tooter?" The fuck you think it means, lol.
Eating ass was disgusting to me when I was 15...you new niggas better grow up. Okay new niggas, ya'll don't believe me cool, go ask your girl if she likes getting her salad tossed and if she ever had it done. Really.
I'm off it, but lemme just remind ya'll. Sex is about pleasuring THE OTHER person. Salute. And if you don't please her...Somebody will.
All the new niggas think tossing salad means you're eating shit. You idiots ever watch a porno? Fucking novices, lol.
To each his own bro, just keep your girl away from a real nigga like me...Mannn the shit I use to do to [Kaitlyn].
Bunch of dudes in my mentions saying "I'm nasty"...while EVERY woman in my mentions is saying "TALK DAT SHIT" lol...Salute."
