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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: GOT MILK, HIS ASS CREAMS AS HE FUCKS IT WITH A DILDO
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HONEY BOOTY BOTTOM
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: CLAP CLAP CLAP, STANDING OVATION
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: HIS BLACK BUBBLE BUTT IS PURE SWEETNESS
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: GLIDE, SLIDE, HE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO RIDE THAT DICK
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: PATTY CAKE, BITCH MAKE IT SHAKE
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: WHEN I GET YOU NAKED
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: WATCH HIM MAKE HIS BOOTY WORK
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: YES, HIS ASS REALLY IS THAT PHAT
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: ENOUGH ASS TO STOP TRAFFIC
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SCHONESEELEN VIDEO: TURN AROUND, STICK IT OUT, SHOW THE WORLD YOU GOT A BUBBLE BUTT
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Could it be any more perfect?
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Cute face with a phat ass to match!
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MODEL SPOTLIGHT: ZO IN "REEL STEEL" BY PHOTOGRAPHER DEMETRIUS MARKEE
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BOOTYMAIL: DAN
Dan has the kind of booty that will have you making that late night drunken call like Drake did in "Marvin's Room". This Bootymail had to be sent UPS or FedEx since it's way too phat to fit in a regular inbox.
Show "Dan" some love and be sure to keep sending in those photos of your designer cakes gentlemen.
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I'M MESSING WITH A MARRIED MAN, WHAT SHOULD I DO
Dear Bildschon:
For the first time in my adult life I am finally single. I'm not dating anyone, and I'm pretty content with not being someone's boyfriend, so as I thought. About two months ago I met this attractive white guy, whom seemed interesting enough, physically to keep around as a friend with benefits, but nothing more as I wasn't ready for it. As we talked he revealed to me that he was in the military, had his own place, car, and that he had only been with one other man, sexually. He then proceeded to tell me that he was married.
As I already stated, from the initial meeting I already knew that he'd make the perfect fuck buddy, but now knowing that he was married, it changed my perception of him and the situation. I have never messed with a married man before, but I'll admit that something about it seemed arousing, dangerous, and exciting; therefore I decided to go forth with it. On our first meeting for sex, we only had oral sex because the entire time, his wife was calling as if she knew I was over the house they shared, sucking her man's dick. It created such an awkward environment, even more so when he got off the phone complaining about her whining, that I decided to call it quits after he climaxed.
I didn't text him after that, as I had mixed feelings about the whole thing. I liked all of the social taboos attached to it. He was a military man, he was white, he was living a "straight" life, he was married, and he was bending over for me. Over the course of the next few weeks he'd text me periodically to find out when I was available to meet up with him again, and as much as I wanted to, I kept making excuses as to why I couldn't, until I sorted out my feelings about messing with a married man. One evening while his wife was away on a business trip, he sent me a text, asking me to come over. I did, and that was the first time we had intercourse. I could tell that he wasn't used to having sex with a man just by the way he put it in, his hesitation before kissing me, but eventually we both exploded after hours of him becoming less and less of a straight man, and now being classified as a bisexual.
After that I began to notice that every time my phone would vibrate I was hoping it would be from him. I had never hit him up first in regards to hooking up, but I found myself sending him text messages at all times of night, when I'm sure his wife was right next to him, asking him when he would be available to meet up. Finally we met up again, and had sex for the second time, and it was amazing. I couldn't control myself from moaning, lying between the sheets that he shares with his wife. I guess I'm writing to you to find out what I should do about said situation? Should I continue to sleep with him? Because I'm not looking to gain his heart as someone already has that, what should I do?
-MBFirst, I would like to thank you for reaching out to me on such a personal topic, one of which I will be perfectly honest with you on. This is a battlefield that you are in, and you need to exit as soon as possible before you suffer any psychological wounds.
By you messing with a married man, you are sending a message to yourself, him, and the rest of the world that it is okay for a man, a married one, to cheat on his wife.
You mentioned that you weren't looking for a relationship, and that you were not looking to capture this man's heart, but you also stated that you've caught yourself checking your phone for his messages, texting him during hours of the night when you know you shouldn't. What I'm really concerned with is if you are using protection. Don't think that because he's on the "DL" that you are the only man he's sleeping with. The same way he met you, is the same way he's meeting other men, and whose to say that he's using protection every time.
While you may not want to admit it, you are in the beginning stages of infatuation. Checking your phone waiting for him to hit you up, that is what two single men do when they are in the state of getting to know one another. You have to think about what if you do begin to develop feelings for this man, then what? He's married, which means he's unavailable, and no matter what your feelings for him may be, he isn't going to leave his wife, whom fits into his "heterosexual" lifestyle--for you. Lets say he did leave his wife for you, do you honestly think he'd be faithful to you when he's cheating on his wife?
Even if you want to continue to feed your head with lies of this never going past a sexual rendezvous, since you didn't mention whether or not he has children, what happens when and if his wife becomes pregnant? Not only would you have to watch out for the prying eyes and ears of his wife, but also those of his children, provided he'd still have time to blow your back out after dealing with his career in the army, his wife, and their children.
I'm assuming that you are an attractive guy who could certainly get any man you want, and with there being plenty of single men out there, please do yourself a favor and go find one. A part of me feels like you are using this whole experience as a means to check off some of the things on your bucket list. Have sex with a white man (check), have sex with someone in the military (check), get fucked by a "straight" guy (check), have sex with a married man, unfortunately (check). If you are indeed happy with being single, but intend on continuing to explore your sexuality, then I personally support you in your choice, but do so with class. You've had sex with him numerous times and have fulfilled those sexual thrills. Now it is time to move on!
He will never be emotionally available to you as he already has a wife for that. You are simply something on the side to provide what his wife can't. This guy is not willing to destroy the publics' perception of him, he's straight to the outside world, and he will most likely never leave that comfort zone of which he's created.
If you do decide to continue this affair, which again I seriously disapprove of, than you need not to have any non-sexual conversations with this man what-so-ever. You don't discuss politics, sports, music, work, your goals, childhood experiences, what you had for breakfast, lunch, dinner, nothing. You wait for him to contact you, you go over his residence, at the minimum say "Hi," drop your pants, do the dirty deed and leave.
Never to speak to him unless it is in the language of moans and groans. After you've had your brains fucked out, you do not accept any parting gifts such as beverages or snacks. You don't meet him at the bar for drinks, workout with him at the gym, meet him at the park to play basketball, or enjoy a masculine filled night of Monday night football.
Know your role! You are just a fuck.
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MODEL SPOTLIGHT: HARRY LINS IN A HARD HAT WITH A HARD ON
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WHY MEN STOP CALLING AND HOW TO HANDLE IT
He's attractive, intelligent, successful, independent, and harbors all of the qualities you've been searching for in a man. You can't believe you've met such an amazing guy, who seems to think the same about you.
Since the initial meeting the two of you have been inseparable. All day long he consistently sends you text messages giving you a play-by-play of his daily fortunes/mishaps, and when afforded the opportunity, he calls you for a more personal form of communication. Despite you having known him for such a small amount of time, you begin to think that this could develop into something serious.
You meet up several times a week for dates which are filled with good conversation, enjoyable activities, and at the end of each date you feel as though the two of you have grown closer. Things are really clicking with this guy, so much that you become cautiously optimistic. You've become Facebook friends, you're following one another on Twitter and Instagram, but have still managed to keep things casual. Your family, friends, and co-workers keep catching you grinning from ear to ear whenever you read one of his texts, which leads you to start telling everyone who matters to you, about this new man in your life whose been keeping you in good spirits for the last month or so.
When someone asks if you’re seeing anyone, you probably answer with "I don't know...well…kinda, sorta…maybe…? Yes, I am!” Around this time you may begin trying to define the status of your non-existent relationship--within your head, "Is there some potential here?" You start envisioning spending lazy evenings together, movie nights at home, cuddled up with popcorn and your favorite candy. If you haven't done so already, you wonder what it'd be like to wake up in the morning and have his mesmerizing eyes glaring back at you. Infatuation has got you.
Just when you’ve begun to let your guard down, and have come to the conclusion that you may have met one of the few good men out there, Poof!--he disappears. Suddenly you find yourself glaring at the screen of your phone, waiting for him to reappear for the encore, but he never does.
At first you begin to worry. "Is he okay?" "Has he gotten into an accident?" What if he's in the hospital? I don't know any of his contacts numbers, so how will I know about the status of his well-being?" You wait for a little while before the Inspector Gadget siren click, and you remember that the two of you are Facebook friends.
You log on and see that he's liked someones' status a couple of hours ago. Okay so he's not dead or incapable of reaching out to you, so what's the issue? You now feel a sense of relief, followed by confusion and a mild case of anger.
Okay so maybe it's still not his fault, maybe your phone is the issue, after all it has been acting weird lately. Maybe to him you look like the asshole who abruptly stopped communicating with him! Maybe he’s been texting you, you never received them, therefore you haven’t replied, and now he’s backed off thinking you are no longer interested! You reach out to a friend or family member and ask them to text you. You receive their message, so it's not your phone...now what?!
You begin to replay your last few conversations and dates with him to see where things may have gone wrong. Was it something crazy you said during dinner? Maybe he now thinks your a future candidate for being in a padded room. Sure you're a little eclectic, but that's what people love about you, and according to him, that is one of the things he liked most about you.
Man fuck this bullshit! I’m cool as hell! Who wouldn’t want to talk to me, and why is he acting this way?
You begin to feel like a fool. How could you have let your guard down so quick? It's been such a long time since you've seriously dated someone due to all the liars, fakes, and flakes you've run into over the years. You want answers and you want them immediately!
Unfortunately it isn't that easy because he refuses to respond to any of your messages or phone calls, so what now?
At this point you need to come to the realization that he just wasn't that into you. If a guys wants to call, he will, and nothing will stop him. Not a hectic week at work, a close friend or family member being in the hospital..nothing, unless he's in jail and being comforted by a cellmate the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It's not because of an ex or someone new. He isn't calling because he doesn't want to. A lot of men don't have the courage to tell you that they are no longer interested. As cowardly as it may be, maybe he hasn't contacted you because he wants to avoid confrontation, and with silence on his part--there is no arguing.
If a man has back-to-back meetings at work, he'll call you on his way into the office or send you funny text/emails throughout the day to make sure you don't forget about him. If his past relationships have hurt him, he'll be willing to put himself out there again for you because you are worth the risk. If his cell phone battery dies, he'll borrow a friend's mobile to call you or text you from. If he can't do that, you'll be the first person he contacts as soon as he plugs in his phone to charge. He will do whatever he has to do, to make sure you are aware of your role in his life.
Over the years I have adopted a strict policy against dating these magicians. I call it the “it’s your loss” philosophy. In doing so I’ve shortened the shock/denial/anger/acceptance/moving routine, and am back on my feet within hours, a day or two at the max.
Embracing this mindset will make your dating experience much less stressful and frustrating. Sure, it might still sting when a guy says he'll call you to make plans and never does; rejection of any kind is never fun. But instead of dissecting his every move with your friends, obsessing and wondering where you went wrong, you'll be able to shrug it off as not your problem. He didn't want to call you--and who really cares why? No time to worry about that! Think of it this way. Do you really want to start a relationship with someone you have to convince to be with you? Someone who isn't 110% into you? Someone who forgets about you when they have a busy day at work, or puts you on the back burner until it's convenient for them? Hell no!
- Don't call or text him repeatedly.
- Do not wait by the phone. There's too much to do, and to many men out there to do. He isn't checking for you, so why are you waiting around for him?
- Stress over why he hasn't called. It's a waste of precious time that could be used for more productive activities.
- Stalk him on social media. This will make you even more obsessive over why he hasn't called. Seeing his status updates, "likes," and the such will drive the knife in deeper that he isn't thinking about you.
- Don't question his friends/family on his whereabouts. It makes you look crazy, and most importantly they are going to go back and tell him about the awkward conversation.
- Don't continue to ask him what's wrong. If he wants to continue acting like a immature fool, let him gift that bullshit to the next man. You haven't been dating long enough to put up with unnecessary drama.
- As hard as it may be, don't sulk in sadness. There is too much to accomplish. Go out with your friends, volunteer, have a day of pampering, do whatever you have to do to fill up your time, preventing depression.
- Most importantly, if he does decide to finally contact you, take your time responding to him. You need to ask yourself if this man whose been ditching you for days, weeks or months, deserves your time.
If he wants to disappear, let him!
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